A wanderer who sometimes analyzes life a little too deeply. Always grappling between "the meaning of life is to give life meaning" and "nothing has to mean anything".
Awaiting Shorter Drives in 2028
Feeling Deceived by the Chiefs, Eagles, and (for some reason) Vikings
A theory about popularity in sports that reach new heights
Not Everything That Begins Beautifully Finishes Triumphantly
A Moment of Rage Never Repeated Again
The Origins Of My Notorious AOL Instant Messenger Name
My first exposure to a World Series Champ was a VHS
The Cowboys Kicker is Rewriting the History of 60 Yard Field Goals
How The NFC East Set a Record of Inconsistency
How My Obsession with Streaks Stunted my Growth
